Things Your Master Never Told You‏

 

 

The following are a few things that your beloved local neighborhood master may
have forgotten to tell you or doesn't know about.

* A proper education takes a lifetime. The 2 week correspondence course or 2
day seminar he offers that qualifies you as a master upon completion is just for
show and for luring in customers.

* Following conventional techniques that everyone and their brother is using
will severely hamper your progress.

* Modern day Feng Shui masters have more moves than a go-go dancer.

* The quickest way to the poorhouse is by giving your money to teachers,
masters, gurus, pundits, sifus, and other peculiar sounding characters.

* Diet plays a vital role in your progress...fasting is even more important.

* Knowing Chinese customs and culture of 3,000 years ago is not necessary in
eventually becoming a master.

* You don't have to kiss Confucius' feet to get to a higher
dimension...especially on a hot and humid summer day when he is wearing no shoes
or socks.

* Karma is over-emphasized to the point of absurdity.

* Good and Evil only exist in the deluded minds of a poisoned programmed
society.

* So-called good deeds will not necessarily gain you a seat in heaven. Nor
will so-called bad deeds automatically land you in a scorching hot seat in
hell...in fact, heaven and hell do not even exist.

* Religion is poison.......always.......and no exceptions.

* Modern day Feng Shui techniques are 99% bogus and 1% authentic.

* The master's astrological and divination analysis and conclusions are 100%
accurate after the fact and less than 20% accurate before the fact.

* If you believe everything a master or grandmaster tells you then you deserve
to get ripped off.

* The "divination cannot be used for devious or selfish purposes" slogan is a
myth. Just ask the emperor's who used it for wars.

* The surest way to achieve your highest potential is to rely completly on
yourself.